Golf, but simple.

Never mass produced. Every item made to order and shipped worldwide, for golfers who take their game seriously.

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A golf green with a red flag on a sunny day, freshly mowed lawn with rolling hills in the background

Fall drop

Made to order. Never mass produced.

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Golf Humor Tees

World's Okayest Golfer Tee

World's Okayest Golfer Tee

€59,99

Drink. Drive. Golf. Tee

Drink. Drive. Golf. Tee

€59,99

Easily Distracted by Golf Balls Tee

Easily Distracted by Golf Balls Tee

€59,99

Golf Trip 2026 Tee

Golf Trip 2026 Tee

€59,99

Golf gear, without the attitude

Here's what you're actually getting when you order from Near The Hole.

Original designs

No stock graphics, no copied logos - every slogan is ours.

Made to order

Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your shirt gets printed once you order it.

Ships worldwide

Printed and shipped straight to your door, wherever you play.

Funny on purpose

Built for golfers who play for the banter, not the scorecard.

Our story

Started after a truly embarrassing round of golf

We didn't set out to build a golf brand. We set out to laugh about how bad we are at golf - and it turned out a lot of other weekend golfers feel exactly the same way. Near The Hole makes original, slightly ridiculous apparel for people who golf for the walk, the banter, and the clubhouse, not the scorecard. Every design is ours, printed to order, one shirt at a time.

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